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Celeb Big Brother: why has Sam Faiers' face swollen up? We think we have the answer.

A source told The Daily Star:

"The poor girl looked like something from a horror movie, like an alien..."

Blimey. That's a bit harsh, eh, source?

We've got our own source that we definitely did just make up, and they said this with their fabricated mouth:

"Sam's face is swollen up, that's for sure.

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Timestamp: Tue, 21/01/2014 - 14:17

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