Celeb Big Brother: why has Sam Faiers' face swollen up? We think we have the answer.
"The poor girl looked like something from a horror movie, like an alien..."
Blimey. That's a bit harsh, eh, source?
We've got our own source that we definitely did just make up, and they said this with their fabricated mouth:
"Sam's face is swollen up, that's for sure.
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